really, like really...?

We have a lot of people hit on the female operators late at night (I know, go figure), but today's took the cake. This has to be the corniest pick-up line ever:

Boy: I need help with my alphabet, you think you can help me?
Boy: I keep putting "u" and "i" together.

from all girls watching the chat: massive groans, followed by "can she hang up on him?"

Bonus points for making every girl in the office laugh at the stupidity of the boy
Chances that any girl here would ever fall for such a line: absolutely nil